awaRd wiNNing Joke
Monday, September 25th, 2006Award Winning Joke
One Chinese person walks into a bar in
America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. Pearl Harbor , get outta here. "The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your
Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same," This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in
Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our
replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same."
